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RipNsix Inc. Wakeboard Stories and Jokes

Welcome to our Wakeboarding Stories and Jokes page. As you can see we need help - lots of help! - filling up this page. Send us your best wakeboard / watersports story or joke...the time you lost your bikini bottom tubing...the time the driver ran over a sandbar, etc. Click here on Wakeboarding submissions or send an email to joel@ripnsix.com to give us what you've got.  Ever hear the one about...ah, never mind. Be sure to include your Name, the Story or Joke, and an Attachment (pic/video) if possible. 

 
  The Worlds Smallest Surfers

Hi we are 4 surfing mice from the Gold Coast in Australia. Our names are Chopsticks, Bunsen, Harry & Curly and we have been surfing for over 3 years. We love living here up in sunny Queensland because we get to surf most of the year as the water is warm and the weather is mild. Also there are lots of stinking rich folk with massive boats that deliver the waves which we long to ride. We mainly surf in rivers and estuarys as we are only very tiny, but as you will see we get some very nice waves indeed and on the weekends when the boats are out it is very consistent. To all you brave mice out there at home who think this sounds like a groovy idea, please do not try this. We are trained proffessionals and have endured a lengthy process learning how to swim and how to balance on a board. All the team is in our last season of surfing as we are all getting old and as mice we live for approx 3-4 years. We have already started showing some of our offspring the ropes and Bunsen's son Junior has already caught a few and will be joining the team soon. The new generation are as keen as mustard and we all look forward to seeing them take over the reins so we can retire. We are currently putting together our website www.radicalrodents.com, so it should be up and running in a couple of months. Here you will be able to keep up to date with all our sessions, buy merchandise and we will also be selling our old boards too all signed up. Also we are going to be bring out our own surf film and doco in 2007, as we have been filming our antics for the past couple of years. We will be looking for sponsers for both ourselves and for our first film. Anyway sit back and enjoy the clip, i think you will be pleasently suprised at our talent, you will be sure to get the giggles too. Look forward to all your responses, Keep surfing always Love The Radical Rodents 


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These guys are tough...
Half way through his second pass in the final, Shaun had a nasty fall on a raley to 360. He sat in the water for a while and then got up and threw a huge 720 off the double up. I watched him come in on the Seadoo and he was trying to smile, but he was hurting. He got up on the dock & was holding his chest and telling Tara how it hurt. After the award ceremony I was going back to my suburban and I saw some paramedics over near the beach so I want to check it out. They were strapping Shawn into a gurney with a board under him and a neck brace too. When they tightened the strap around his chest, it looked like it hurt. He didn't look too bad though. He's a tough competitor. Let's hope it's just some bruised ribs and nothing worse.
Reformed sissy rider...

Kevin used to go off like a sissy would. Riding for days on end without falling once (aka no risk). Thomas took pictures of Kevin and wrote in his book "Kevin going off like a grandma would." Kevin got pissed off after a few Jack Daniels and decided to wakeboard like a real man. From then on Kevin cleared both wakes, fell and may now be ready for some massive half cabs and riding fakie. Way to go Kevin!
College Camelback...
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